Stop balling up your old sticky notes and tap into your artistic side.

If you’re not an origami master, this pad comes with instructions for 10 shapes.

$3.99 @ ThinkGeek

The classics never die.

Atari favorites “Asteroid,” “Missile Command,” “Centipede,” and “Battle Zone” are represented on these black pint glasses. Have a drink and look back on a time when only a few lines and dots were all the graphics you needed in a video game.

$39.95 @ What on Earth

As our wide wide world gets smaller, our sense of time gets more complicated.

Use the multiple hands on this 24-hour clock to keep track of time across various zones. Great for those with friends and loved ones all around the world.

$22 @ Bobby Berk Home

Maybe it’s the bright fanning tail, but peacocks are said to be very proud animals.

And you’ll be proud to clean up your floor with this peacock dustpan and brush.

$14.95 @ Amazon

Save your breath–and your energy–with the Self-Inflating Pool Float.

All you need to do for pool time is unfold, open the valve, watch the polyurethane foam expand, and only use your lungs to reach preferred firmness.

$59.95 @ Hammacher Schlemmer

The bathroom is a common arena for fights between the sexes: “Why is he using my towel?” “Why can’t she find her own towel?” And even though there’s nothing more beautiful than geek love, they are not immune to these arguments either.

Settle the score with these matching his and hers–excuse me–XY and XX towels. Monogrammed for your protection, these towels will ensure no more bathroom confusion.

15.99 @ Think Geek

This award-winning board game is a mathematical take on the popular word game Scrabble.

Arrange tiles to form numerical equations and master arithmetic and algebraic concepts. The game can be quite challenging but a lot of fun too.

$25.95 @ Hammacher

How do you greet people in a crowded room? Do you wave? Point? Give the “finger-gun”? When working the room at a party, it’s important to keep one hand free.

With the Go Plate food and beverage holder, your drink and your chips stay in one convenient place and the plate can be easily lifted off whenever the user wants to take a drink. Comes in a set of either 21 or 42 plates.

$27.50 or $48.50 @ KegWorks

These clever little kitchen accessories will show you why the caged bird whisks.

They are made of silicone as well, so your mixing bowls will remain completely unscratched.

$9.99 @ ModCloth

Even if you can’t afford a night out at one of those restaurants with the monkey waiters, you can still have a chimp serve your food with chimpsticks.

These washable, silicone sticks are great for kids (and adults!) who love sushi but are still learning how to wield chopsticks.

$6.99 @ Perpetual Kid

They might be flightless but these penguins are a natural at binding paper together.

Add character to your office with this box of thirty charming little paper clips.

$7.99 @ ModCloth

These mythical creatures can now help you enjoy the very real goodness of corn.

And really: if unicorns did exist, wouldn’t they be a natural at serving corn on the cob? I like to think they would.

$7.99 @ Perpetual Kid

This giant inflatable soccer ball is great for kids who enjoy playing in the backyard.

This large 40″ soccer ball is sure to keep the kids busy and laughing all summer long.

$99.95 @ Hammacher Schlemmer

Don’t take the simplicity of this magnetized bottle opener for granted.

Use this once and the handy little tool will be your new best friend.

$20 @ AreaWare

You know you’re a rock star in the kitchen. Now you can look like one with a silicone Flipper Guitar Spatula.

Flip out on the stage of your stove using this dishwasher-safe cooking essential.

$9.99 @ PerpetualKid