Grow a Girlfriend

The perfect gift idea for that lonely friend of yours (just make sure they have a sense of humor).

The Grow a Girlfriend was designed for all of those out there that just can’t seem to get a date. Just drop her in water, wait a few hours and voila you’ve got a pink, kinda mushy, sort of date.

Just in case things turn around, your friend can always take her out of the water, watch her shrink and store her away for another lonely day.

Ladies don’t feel left out, there’s also a Grow a Boyfriend available.

via Compradiccion